- Jesus, what’s growing in there, a Volkswagen?
- All I’m saying is that if I were the one that was pregnant, I wouldn’t be that emotional.
- Come on, giving birth can’t be that painful.
- What do you mean you didn’t feel like vacuuming the house today?
- Sonuvabitch, did you eat the whole thing?
- You’re right, you probably do weigh more than me.
- Since you’ll be off for a few weeks after you have the baby, do you think you’ll be able to finally clean out the garage?
- I’ve got to go to Europe and Australia for a few weeks for work; too bad you’re pregnant otherwise you could come.