So here is an excerpt of a little decision list I put together prior to the pregnancy to see if the pros outweighed the cons.
|There will be someone I can make help me with the yard work.||I may not like the way he/she mows the lawn|
|Britney Spears and J-Lo are doing it, so why shouldn’t I?||I’ll be contributing to the over population of the Earth, further straining precious natural resources.|
|Can finally find out what a fundus is||Will probably have to be in the delivery room whilst the baby is birthed and be up close and personal with said fundus|
|Will be able to watch Baby Einstein without having to justify myself||Will probably only be able to use this as an excuse for 2 or 3 years.|
|Will be able to pull all my old practical jokes on it that mpotter already knows||May be too smart to fall for my lame jokes.|
|I’ll have a new baby that I can mold into a successful adult.||He/she will probably end up doing whatever his/her friends are doing, negating all of my advice.|
|He/she may be way more successful than me and able to provide for me financially. Or at least be able to pick lottery numbers better than me.||He/she may suck at picking lottery numbers.|